I lived in Heaven. It was beautiful, but I was bored.

The Lord saw my boredom and asked me what was wrong.

I told him that I needed you, the only girl I loved so strong.

He thought for a second, picked up a book and read.

He said, “No worry my son, in two days she’ll be dead!”

I jumped around in joy, but then the Lord said, “Wait!

No! I’m sorry, she’s going the other way. She’s devil’s bait!”

I asked if there was anything, anything he could do.

He said, “Well.” I said, “Anything.”

He sent me to Hell to be with you.